myke

• iDen: 613-223-6580 (Don't SMS)
• iPhone: 613-852-MYKE (Good for SMS!)
• Site: http://Mike.Geiger.ca/
• 'Blog: http://www.Mike.Geiger.ca/blog
• Jabber/Gtalk: mWareTechnologies
• My ssh-keys
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If none of that works, try shouting really loud.